So, it's another year and again I'm here with a list of shit I need to do.  Those of you who pay attention here (all two of you) will note that most of the things on this list were the things on last years list.  That's because I made it all the way through to October and hadn't accomplished a damn thing from last year.  I have only myself and my brother's XBox to blame.  Therefore, I'm adding all the things I didn't accomplish this past year to the list of crap I probably won't accomplish this year.

Stuff I should have Done by Now:

1- "Study Break" - A short comic about a girl with amazing powers who decides to use them in school to make her classes more interesting.  I intend this one for a "Select Audience," so concept art may be posted here, but the full comic is pretty deep into the NSFW category.

2- "Warehouse 23" - Another Comic, this time about a Scientist whose experiment goes awry and leads to some catastrophic changes.  This one's also planned for a mature audience, though not as "Select" as Study Break.  It's got an actual plot, but given that it has some Steamy scenes, it'll probably be censored for DA.  I'm already plotting out a sequel.

3- Comic Book Covers - I've come across a number of stories that I think would make great comics, but I don't have the rights to.  I'm making covers for them as a sort of Fan Art.  Most of these will revolve around "The Miracle Legacy" and Morpheus' Legacy Universe.  If you haven't read these, do so.  They're a bit on the strange side, but a very worthwhile read.  My favorites are  "The Miracle Legacy", "The Vengeance of Lady Hexx", and "The Knight is a Lady."  I'll be posting links to the stories with each cover.

5- CD-Artworks - My website has needed an overhaul and update since the day it was made.  I originally built it for a class in Graphic Design, but since I don't know how to code beyond the most basic of Caveman HTML, most of the components are stolen bits of code from other sites.

6- Maintaining some sort of an update schedule.  Every week at least, I'm going to try and put something up here, even if it's just a progress image on whatever I'm working on.  I suspect my Scraps folder is about to get a lot bigger.

Okay, I'll come right out and say it, I don't plan on making that last one happen.  As prone as I am to leaving personal projects half done, I hate showing people half done projects because, well, it's annoying.  It's like shouting, "Look at me! Look at me!  Here's Crap I won't Do!  I'm Actually Rather Useless!"  instead, I'm going to make a point to post MORE OFTEN.  Anything I do get done, I'll put up here.  With the Exception of Issues for Number 4 - Under Glass, which observative readers will have noticed is missing from the above list.  That's because I did finally get my Webcomic published.  Scratch that one off the list.

Don't Tap on the Glass (I changed the name) is a Comic that I'll be updating whenever I can.  I'm shooting for once a week, usuallly on Saturdays, but I'm not that funny, and I can't promise I'll have a joke ready all the time.  It's going to be about my view on the world in general, revolving mostly around things I don't understand and the random crap that flows through my brain on a daily basis.  Right now, there's only two issues and the Site itself is kinda basic (heh...coding pun).  I'm still learning HTML and I imagine I'll make improvements on the site as I learn more.

Anyone who's interested in checking it out, feel free to head on over.  [link]

Now, as for this year, the list has grown a bit to encompass a few more things I plan to get done.

Stuff I Plan to Do:

7- Actually take Dieting Seriously - The combination of a sedentary lifestyle with my apartment's proximity to a QuikTrip has lead to an overabundance of... me.  My day job doesn't require I move around a lot, and the hours make it so when I get home, I don't really feel like moving around a lot either.  For those of you who don't live in an area where there are QuikTrips, you're missing out.  Every complaint anyone ever had about a Gas Station goes out the door when you walk into a QT.  They take Gas Station Cuisine to a whole new level.  All tasty, barely any of it good for you.  So it's with a heavy heart (cholesterol weighs a bit) that I have to cut QT Kitchens from my diet.  

8- Upgrade to Windows 7 - I've been needing to do a full wipe on my computer for a while now, and I figure if I'm going to back up everything, I might as well upgrade my OS at the same time.  I've been using Windows XP since I got my computer, and it's showing it's age.  So by this time Next year, I should be up to date, just in time for the end of the World.  Speaking of which...

9- Laugh my ass off - on December 22, when the world doesn't come to a crashing halt and I can finally stop hearing about the damn Mayan Calendar.  I swear, all you people out there who are just looking to put an Expiration Date on this planet really need to get a new hobby.  May I suggest Masturbation? It's a lot more pleasant and when the end does come, you have something to show for it.  I'm Serious, I am getting sick and tired of this crap.  For crying out loud, I am 27 years old and, according to wikipedia, I have already outlived no fewer than FIFTY SIX doomsday Prophecies, and that's only counting as one person, every twit who screamed "Save Me!" before the Y2K bug came rolling on by with out so much as a yawn.  FIFTY SIX Ends of Days, and that's just the ones that would have effected me directly, not the ones that would have prevented my birth all together.  And before you ask, no, I'm not counting ones that are supposed to be fiction.  Every Date set by the Terminator Franchise has come and gone, and so far the closest thing we've had to Skynet is Windows Vista.