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Sun Jul 19, 2009, 1:08 AM
Okay, at this point, I'm pretty sure my car is actually a Decepticon in hiding.

I'm driving a piece of shit 92 Oldsmobile and over the past two months, I've had a series of breakdowns happen one after another. Every time I fix something, something else breaks. The AC went out. It's freon, so I can't fix that. The engine started smoking, so I got an oil change. The key somehow ground itself down to a toothpick, so I got a new one made. Then the brakes and rotors went out. I fixed those, so the shocks and struts failed. I fixed them, having to tack on a wheel alignment, so the bushing (little rubber thing) holding the shocks to the car ripped in two. Got them fixed again, only to have the harmonic balancer go out. That's fixed, so now I've got some kind of grinding in my wheels, my axle is leaking grease, and my car keeps wanting to overheat.

The problem with the balancer didn't show itself until the day I got my shock bushings replaced. The balancer didn't fail until after the bushing was replaced. I swear, it's an evil plan on the part of my car to simultaneously get everything replaced and drain my bank account so as to prevent me from simply getting a whole new car. The total cost, with parts and labor for the above mentioned items? Somewhere in the vicinity of $920.00 USD. And I deliver Pizza for minimum wage.

Like I said, DECEPTICON.

Anywho, since obviously money is an issue, I'd like to again mention that I'm available for commissions. Character designs, portraits, illustration, etc.

Digital Images
8.5" x 11" - Single Figure

$10 - Black & White
$20 - Color

Additional Figures, Backgrounds

$5 - Black & White
$10 - Color

If you would like to request a commission, send me a note with a description of the character, a reference photo, or both, and I'll get back to you with a Sketch posted to my scrapbook so you can decide on any changes you'd like. All commissions will get an email with the final product at 300ppi. I have no shame, so if you want something done that DA would never allow to be posted, don't worry. I, of course, reserve the right to show off and post finished commissions to my gallery. If you'd like to request a larger size or whatnot, send me a note and I'll quote you a price.

  • Listening to: Some British guy on the Jazz Station
  • Reading: Dark Reign
  • Watching: Snatch.
  • Playing: Monopoly (addicting game)
  • Eating: Mr. Goodcents
  • Drinking: High Fructose Carbonated Caffeinated sugar water.

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: A Car Between Two Houses.
  • Interests: Movies, Comics, Computer Games, Mysteries, and Sketching women I don't have the guts to ask out
  • Favourite movie: The Legend of 1900, The Prestige
  • Favourite band or musician: none in particular
  • Favourite genre of music: whatever sounds good (mostly country)
  • Favourite artist: Greg Horn
  • Favourite poet or writer: Bill Waterson
  • Favourite style of art: American Comicbook Art,
  • Operating System: Windows XP
  • Skin of choice: female
  • Favourite game: KOTOR 2, Oblivion, Deus Ex, Everquest, DX2: Invisible War, Tachyon: The Fringe...
  • Favourite gaming platform: Does PC count? If not, Sega Genesis because it's the latest one I've had.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Stewie Griffin, Edward and Alphonse Elric
  • Personal Quote: The importance of a man can only be determined by observing the world in which he never existed.
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencil, Pen, Illustrator CS2, and Photoshop CS2

Comments


:iconlunardreamblade:
Dude, off ass and call me i'm like one of your fav girls...I better be or someone lied and I might cry. Okay, i'll tear up and pretend. By the by, I've got a story for you. Don't know how well you'll get it but wink, wink, you'll find it...me kind of interesting. but hey since when have I bored you?
:iconpacman12132:
sweet dude. i like what have here. i didn't relize your were this good.
:icontracar:
Oh, dear me, thank you! And by all means don't mention it :D

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"Love is a fire. But whether it will warm your heart or burn your house down you never can tell."
:icontheeviltwin:
hey man....thanks for Faving "wood chipper"! its always nice to get hits on that piece....and extra nice to see your gallries-which I enjoy.....
cheers, man!
:iconcluedog:
Thank you for the watch and faving "A Whole New Outlook 2"!

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Love:
"A temporary insanity curable by marriage."
-Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"
:iconlittle-crazy:
thanks a lot for the fav :heart:

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:icond4n13l-h3n50n:
freee puuubliiiciiityyyyy ^^ now to put your page in my "log of art to look at when i've got time" Looks nice, so i can't wait ;p

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please check out my story, you may like it ^^
:iconnochelupis:
Saw ya on GU, checked out your site, and loved your stuff! your a hell of an artist.

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My comic, The Last Protector: [link]
:iconscom1359ap:
Thanks man, I appreciate it.

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CDalman

"What good is being able to draw if it can't get you dates?" -- Jesse Hamm

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