Okay, at this point, I'm pretty sure my car is actually a Decepticon in hiding.

I'm driving a piece of shit 92 Oldsmobile and over the past two months, I've had a series of breakdowns happen one after another. Every time I fix something, something else breaks. The AC went out. It's freon, so I can't fix that. The engine started smoking, so I got an oil change. The key somehow ground itself down to a toothpick, so I got a new one made. Then the brakes and rotors went out. I fixed those, so the shocks and struts failed. I fixed them, having to tack on a wheel alignment, so the bushing (little rubber thing) holding the shocks to the car ripped in two. Got them fixed again, only to have the harmonic balancer go out. That's fixed, so now I've got some kind of grinding in my wheels, my axle is leaking grease, and my car keeps wanting to overheat.

The problem with the balancer didn't show itself until the day I got my shock bushings replaced. The balancer didn't fail until after the bushing was replaced. I swear, it's an evil plan on the part of my car to simultaneously get everything replaced and drain my bank account so as to prevent me from simply getting a whole new car. The total cost, with parts and labor for the above mentioned items? Somewhere in the vicinity of $920.00 USD. And I deliver Pizza for minimum wage.

Like I said, DECEPTICON.

Anywho, since obviously money is an issue, I'd like to again mention that I'm available for commissions. Character designs, portraits, illustration, etc.

Digital Images
8.5" x 11" - Single Figure

$10 - Black & White
$20 - Color

Additional Figures, Backgrounds

$5 - Black & White
$10 - Color

If you would like to request a commission, send me a note with a description of the character, a reference photo, or both, and I'll get back to you with a Sketch posted to my scrapbook so you can decide on any changes you'd like. All commissions will get an email with the final product at 300ppi. I have no shame, so if you want something done that DA would never allow to be posted, don't worry. I, of course, reserve the right to show off and post finished commissions to my gallery. If you'd like to request a larger size or whatnot, send me a note and I'll quote you a price.